Has April the 1st come early?
We've just received a leaflet from the local council informing us of all the wonderful initiatives that they have been undertaking over the past months, which really is an excuse to justify their spending of our council tax.
One which caught the eye was the setting up of free training for off-licence proprietors on how to avoid the selling of alchohol to under age drinkers!
But the one that takes the biscuit is an initiative to combat noise and anti-social behavour on the streets late at night. The police will be armed with lollipops, thus giving them the opportunity to approach people who are making a noise in a non-confrontational way by asking them to keep the noise down and enjoy a lollipop instead!
It makes me wonder if the police will be supplied with an instument to extricate lollipops from their bodily orifices when they are told what to do with them. They will surely comply with the demand to stick 'em up their backsides since they won't want to antagonise the naughty, naugthy, noisemakers!
Shades of PC Goody and the Thin Blue Line.
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