Boltondave:What's just had me laughing...?
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US man charged for shooting mower"
It's the lunacy of the scenario... machine won't start, so shoot it. And what's more, he'll have problems in getting it repaired!?
This reminds me of a visit to a local DIY store. Customer ahead of me banged a Drill down on the counter and said " That's ***k*d"
The salesman took a sheet of A4 paper and wrote in block capitals "FAILURE DUT TO EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ACTIVITY" - he looked up at the customer and said " I'll send it in but I don't think they'll believe me"
I bet he's used that one before....
Congratulation to you both - I wish you a very happy future together.
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