Spin498,
I don't want to spoil the party ( lots of the black stuff to drink) but.... St Paddies' day was on Saturday the 15th March this year !!!. The Pope decread that you can not have a Saint's day in the same week as The HOLY Week, ( Easter is a tad early this year and all that) therefore the Irish all went down the pub on Saturday
"Winston {Churchill} your drunk" -" Yes Madam !! - but you're ugly - and I will be sober in the morning"