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Worlds WORST Movie

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  •  29-04-2008, 10:01 AM 788037

    Worlds WORST Movie

    As we have got a Your Fav Movie thread going this is the reverse.
    But you have to name, in your opinion, worst film and worst actor or actress. This can be a one of worst or a total worst acctor/actress ever.

    Mine is

    Film  = Snakes on the Plane.
    Actor = Robin Williams in TOYS which was second after S O T P.

    Now its your turn, dont be shy, you paid your money to watch there poo films which made them millions so come on name and shame.Angry [:@]




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  •  29-04-2008, 3:52 PM 788218 in reply to 788037

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    Silent Hill

    Movie made to represent the computer game except they changed the roles so that the mother took the girl to Silent Hill and all you got was Radha Mitchell screaming her stupid head off!

    They should have left it that the father took her, you would have got a much better film as Sean Bean is ace, mind you there would have probably been a lot more bad language Stick out tongue [:P]


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  •  29-04-2008, 4:34 PM 788267 in reply to 788218

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    Bit of a toss up really.

    I'm only prepared to consider films that have pretentions of gravitas, although I am sure there are some really dreadful exploitation films out there.

    The Blair Witch Project is right up there with the worst of them - the most frightening thing about this film was that people actually paid money to see it - me included DOH.

    But the winner is:

    Schindler's List

    What a pile of dogs' business. This was the film where Spielberg forgot to bring the tripod and the camera operator was on double amphetamine rations. Which was nearly as much as one of the editors was on, cutting every few nanoseconds. It looked like it was filmed during an earthquake by someone with attention deficit disorder.

    I think they were trying to draw attention away from the fact that there really wasn't anything much going on.

    There was a chap in the row in front of me who started snoring about 3 days into the film (I'm sure it lasted over a week) and when the Soviet soldier on horseback appeared at the factory to announce that the inmates had been 'liberated by the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics' a heckle came back 'so there's no good news then'.

    And then to top it all off there was the most sugary smaltzy treacle laden ooze of sentimentalism overload at the end.

    You may have gathered, I detest this film . . .

    Sorry, forgot worst actor. Easy, Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker in Dracula. Absolutely no contest!


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  •  29-04-2008, 5:01 PM 788301 in reply to 788267

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    Arnold, Movie, Stone, worst, worlds, and, TOTAL, Schwarzenegger, RECALL, Sharon, starring

    Total Bull! almost as disjointed as the top half of this message. Just as you think you have worked out the plot, he goes back and forth in memory time and .... and if you thought Arnnie's acting was bad, in this it's twice as bad,  'cause there's two of him !! or are there ??


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  •  29-04-2008, 6:42 PM 788418 in reply to 788301

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    Anything with Will Ferrell in..............comic genius? I think not.

    He's about as funny as piles!


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  •  29-04-2008, 6:50 PM 788425 in reply to 788301

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    Worst film... "Manos: The Hands of Fate" C'mon, if the MST3K team apologise for it being dire... it *must* be dire!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Manos%22_The_Hands_of_Fate.

    Worst actor... name *one*?? Well, there's the wooden Keanu "Whoa!" Reeves. Or, Laurence "Yeah, er... what? Yeah" Fishbourne. That nails that moneyspinner "Matrix" dead I guess. Then, there's the Baldwin brothers... Arnold Schwartznegger...

    Yep, there's more than one there... and I don't like them equally.

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  •  29-04-2008, 6:55 PM 788428 in reply to 788037

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    'Huminoids from the deep', the film is even worse than it sounds!!!!!!!

    Andrew

    P.S. Seriously, it is crap


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  •  29-04-2008, 6:59 PM 788433 in reply to 788428

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    amr photography:
    'Huminoids from the deep', the film is even worse than it sounds!!!!!!!

    Andrew

    P.S. Seriously, it is crap

    lol I thought that said hemeroids...



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  •  29-04-2008, 7:03 PM 788435 in reply to 788433

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    mattharrisuk:
    amr photography:
    'Huminoids from the deep', the film is even worse than it sounds!!!!!!!

    Andrew

    P.S. Seriously, it is crap

    lol I thought that said hemeroids...


    Now that would be funny

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  •  29-04-2008, 7:04 PM 788436 in reply to 788428

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    I've seen that many films it would near impossible to pick just one, but recent ones are Borat and the last Rocky film.I suppose at least I managed to get to the end of rocky. Only lasted 40 mins of Borat and 20 of that was hoping it was going to get better.So Borat it is then, but Stallone still sucks.
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  •  29-04-2008, 10:37 PM 788666 in reply to 788436

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    Golden Compass - SHOCKING Crying [:'(]

    So bad it should have been banned.

     


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  •  29-04-2008, 11:55 PM 788765 in reply to 788666

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    Any hollywood "re-imagining" of Japanese horror films. Dumbed down to the target audience, lacking the subtlety of the original, and replacing the jump factor with signposted set pieces.

    So, anything with Sarah Michelle Gellar in then.....


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  •  30-04-2008, 1:24 AM 788823 in reply to 788765

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    A movie called Steal starring Stephen Dorff. I walked out after 20mins before I made a fool of myself by standing up and screaming at the screen. It was pathetic. And Stephen Dorff plays the same character in every film, a thug. I don't think he's acting.

    what we have here...is a failure to communicate

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  •  30-04-2008, 11:02 AM 789061 in reply to 788037

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    Now come on,people!-the vilest offering has to be 'The monster that challenged the world',which was about a giant irradiated slug that lived in a reservoir and started attacking people.Any body that got caught by something that moved at 1mph deserved all they got!Truly the the most monumental pile of trash ever commited to celluloid!Big Smile [:D]
  •  30-04-2008, 1:45 PM 789169 in reply to 789061

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    "Sex lives of the Potato Men" - truely a dire film. Took me 7 1/2 minutes to switch off - some joke about a man wishing to replicate the 'intimate scent' of his wife - so he was eating jam and fish paste sandwiches...

    A vile film.


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